The Monkey King's Domain

cognitivedissonance:

If you’re thinking of voting Republican because you’re pissed at Obama, remember the words of Stephen Colbert in the voting booth.

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STFU, Conservatives: The Tea Party voter guide for Iowa

cognitivedissonance:

First, pro-tip for the Tea Party: When you send out a voter guide, spell the names of the candidates correctly.

From the Tea Party Issues Ballot Guide - Iowa Edition:

STRAW POLL

• Which candidate do you support for President?
• Mitt Romney
• Rick Santorum
• Buddy…

FictFact: Just one click to move a series to the top on your "Next Book" list

fictfact:

When we launched the “Next Book” list we knew people would love how easy it is to know exactly what book you need to read next. Many users have asked if there was a way to make it even easier to make a series they are following #1 on their “Next Book” list. Well here it is!

Just visit any of the…

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hilker:

(via [pic] Westboro Church to picket Steve Jobs funeral. Looks like Jobs already won. :) #apple :HeyCameraman + New Media)

sounds about right.

yessssss

YES.

baravettski:

LAUGHING.

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rosalarian:(via The Elizabeth Warren Quote Every American Needs To See | MoveOn.Org)

I’m reblogging this quote TWICE!

If I get the job, I hope I can move to MA in time to vote for her.

Most logical argument for taxation out there.

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stfuconservatives:

MARCY DOLIN: I’m lying on my bed, smoking a joint. I smoke about eight a day, and eat a marijuana cookie before I go to sleep at night. I like the peanut-butter ones. I’ve been using marijuana for about 35 years, ever since I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. It takes the pain and muscle spasms away. Without it, I would be living on morphine and other horrible drugs. I couldn’t do that to my family. That’s no life, and I would have ended it. That’s the truth. I used to take a drug called Neurontin, and I just never stopped crying. I was in a fog, totally depressed. I told my doctor that I was going back to just marijuana; he said he would have me arrested if he could. What are they going to do? I’m 71 years old. Are they going to put me in jail? I’m not hurting anybody. It’s just here in my own house.

Will always reblog. Marijuana DOES have legit medicinal uses.

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stfuconservatives:

For real though, we don’t.

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STFU, Conservatives: Florida’s welfare drug testing costs more than it saves | Raw Replay

ziatroyano:

A WFTV investigation found that out of the 40 recipients tested by Department of Central Florida’s (DCF) region, only two resulted in positive results. And one of those tests is being appealed.

Under the rules of the program, the state must reimburse recipients who receive…

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